.: Ching Chong (It Means I Love You) :.

Ching Chong (It Means I Love You)

by Jimmy Wong

Ooh, Alexandra Wallace

Damn girl, you so feisty

You so feisty they should call you

Alexandra Great Wall-Ace

Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me

Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy

Ching chong wing wong

Baby it's all just code

It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky

I hope one day you can meet my

Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,

grandpas, and cousins

Ooh oh

'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights

Is showing me how to cook and dress,

'Cause baby I wanna take you out

And blow your freakin' mind

And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes

I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to

Spend all night studying Poly Sci

I pick up my phone and sing

Ching chong, it means I love you

Ling long, I really want you

Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means

Ching chong, it's never ending

Ling long, my head is spinning

Ting tong, still don't know what that means

Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long

But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.

You ain't that polite, nice American girl your momma raised you to be

So when you reach that epiphany

Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me?

If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're probably doin' something wrong

But I like it when you're wrong

And underneath the pounds of makeup

And your baby blue eyes

Ohh oh

I know there's a lot of pain and hurt

For such a big brain to spend all night studying PolySci

I pick up my phone and sing

Ching chong, it means I love you

Ling long, I really want you

Ting tong, I really don't know what that means

Ching chong, it's never ending

Ling long, my head is spinning

Ting tong, I still don't know what that means

It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis

I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi

But I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother country

And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.

But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries